Where is Brendan?!!!!

After a week of intense workouts, I thought I could do another tonight. In fact, I called Jay and told him my plan: 4 mile bike, 1 mile run. Three times through. What happened? I biked two miles and run 1.5. And felt like crap the whole way through. My legs are completely shot... Last week finally caught up with me and now I completely dead. Anyway, I have this to make me feel better:

1. Brendan has disappeared and his liver is still ailing from a summer of laziness and drinking...

2. Jay is working his ass off - but still running 10 minute miles. wow...

3. Tara Reid has "frankentummy" which makes me want to laugh and vomit at the same time. There have been pictures around the web for the last year of her awful plastic surgery - but this one takes the cake:



This one is from AwfulPlasticSurgery.com - which asks, Why does Tara Reid's Stomach Look melted?!